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The Winston-Salem Open- Drunk Dialing John Isner

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By Matt Ankerson & Alan Wright

 

The semifinal matchups at the Winston-Salem Open are now set. The first semifinal pits 7th seeded Lukus Rosol versus the 9th seed Yen-Hsun Lu. The match will begin today at 3:00 PM on Center Court. The night session will feature Sam Querrey against 2013 Wimbledon semifinalist Jerzy Jankowicz of Poland. Querrey, the lone American left in the draw, is making his third consecutive semifinal appearance at the Winston-Open. The Querrey/Jankowicz match begins on Center Court tonight at 6:30 PM.

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Querrey advanced after taking down Spain’s Guillermo Garcia-Lopez in a hard hitting match. The match itself was extremely entertaining. Both men played at high levels for all three sets. The ball striking from both Querrey and Garcia-Lopez was a site to see. After dropping the first set tie breaker, Querrey settled in and found his groove. He kept Garcia-Lopez on the defense with penetrating forehands and huge serves. Garcia-Lopez had no answers for the Querrey serve, which consistently topped 130 mph on the radar, losing the last two sets and ultimately the match, 6-7 (3) 6-2 6-4.

Unfortunately, the exciting Querrey/Garcia-Lopez match took a backseat to what became the big news of the day…

The news that dominated the tournament on Thursday came about before any tennis was played on Thursday. For the second consecutive year Jon Isner withdrew from the Winston Salem Open. Unlike last year, fans attending Tuesday and Wednesday night sessions did manage to witness two match wins before calling it quits on Thursday before his quarterfinal match up with the seventh seeded Lukus Rosol of the Czech Republic. Isner cited an ankle injury sustained in his 3rd round match as the reasoning behind his decision to withdraw.

Thursday was billed as “Thirsty Thursday” on the grounds of the Wake Forest Tennis Complex. Two dollar adult beverages flowed from the taps of the outdoor bars located just ten yards from Center Court. Alan, taking full advantage of the Thursday night specials and still not satisfied with the reasoning behind the Isner announcement searched for the truth in the only way he knew how…

Isner: Mmph, uh, hello?

Alan: John. Johnny boy. Please. Say it ain’t so.

Isner: What? Who is this? What time is it?

Alan: Don’t pretend you don’t know who this is, I doubled my Adderall today and I’m well on my way to finishing off this bottle of Pepe Lopez, I’m no one to be trifled with. You know g**damned good and well who this is. I sat 10 feet away from you just a few hours ago.

Isner: It’s 4:18am?!?! Is this Mahut? C’mon dude, get over it. I won fair and square; both of our names are on that plaque. Jesus, you French are sooo touchy.

Alan: Did you just call me French? Look, I don’t usually make an effort to kick anyone over 6’6s ass, but you, my friend, are cruising for a knee kicking. How tall are you anyway?

Isner: …

Alan: Right, sorry, back to the point of my call. John, you can’t withdraw. Much like gravity, dinosaurs and soccer, I refuse to accept it. You will play your regularly scheduled match.

Isner: Nicolas, it’s too late, I already withdrew, and the match was supposed to be tonight anyway, I can’t change my mind. It’s done, the US Open is too important for me to risk further injury.

Alan: John, if you don’t stop talking like this, I’m going to take this empty tequila bottle and show you some real ankle pain. Man up and get out there, we need you. I need you. Tennis is the one sport Americans get to truly be jingoists about. We pretend during the World Cup, but everyone knows we’re a bunch of posers. This isn’t the same thing. I get to root against all the other countries and not feel like a hot dog spewing Amurrican.

And unlike soccer, it’s perfectly safe. I don’t know if that’s because Tennis is a more genteel sport, or if it’s impossible to be an aggressive dick when you’re wearing pink shorts and a performance mesh shirt. Man, I’m really disappointed; this is the only time I can wear pink shorts and not be self-conscious. Why are you doing this to me?

Isner: I don’t get it Nicolas, why would you root for America? You’re French.

Alan: Call me French one more time John and I’ll fill your bed with cobras on ayahuasca.

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Isner: I don’t know what that means Nicolas.

Alan: It means I’m sad John. I’m sad for you, I’m sad for this town and all the folks who were so excited to see you, I’m sad for our great little tournament, but most of all I’m sad for me. And my shorts. Do you understand now John? I’m stuck rooting for Europeans, you know how I feel about that.

Isner: Nicolas, I wasn’t the last American in the Open. Sam Querrey is still in the running, and looking pretty good, too. Why don’t you give him some love and let me get some sleep? I’ve got to rest up and get fit for the US Open.

Alan: Querrey… that’s right, he is still in the tournament isn’t he? Shit, what am I doing wasting my time talking to you? I need to give Sammy boy a call and give him one of my patented pep talks!

Thanks for coming out this year John, looking forward to seeing you again next year!

John: Goodbye Nicolas, you really should consider lowering your dosage…

 

 

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Sawtooth Offers Summer Art Camp for Rising 9th through 12th Grade Students

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The following was provided for your information by the Sawtooth School for Visual Art

The Sawtooth School for Visual Art’s Summer Arts Immersion program is one of the finest visual art experiences in North Carolina. Bringing talented rising 9th-12th grade arts students together with professional artists and educators, they offer exceptionally creative and high quality art studio classes tailored for students with a passion for visual arts. Small class sizes combined with tailored instruction offers students the ability to explore an art for appropriate for the novice or for those with some experience.

The program runs June 19th through July 21st, with no classes the week of July 4th, from 9:00 AM–12:00 PM and/or 1:00–4:00 PM as one week half-day studios. Students may sign up for multiple classes to receive a multiple class discount.

Studio Offerings:
Drawing
Painting
Digital Photography
Digital Arts
Metals/Enameling
Glass
Wood
Ceramics
Animation
Comic/Manga/Graphic Novel
Sculpture
Printmaking
Fiber Art

Check out full listing of classes and register here.

Studio sizes are limited and will fill quickly so register early to increase your chances to be in the classes of your choice.

Need based scholarships are available. Additionally, sign up for two or more classes and receive a $10 discount per class when you call 336-723-7395 to register and use promo code SAI2017.

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Youth Grantmakers in Action Award Grants to Youth-Led Projects

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Youth Grantmakers in Action (YGA) recently announced eight grants totaling $2,460 at their annual grant celebration event. These grants will support projects to help the youth of Forsyth County come together to make a difference in our community.

2017 Grant Recipients

  • East Forsyth Key Club: $100 to host a spaghetti dinner to raise funds to purchase sports equipment and food for a summer program
  • Fine Arts: $300 for a fundraiser that showcases the talents of local youth
  • Grace Church Youth Worship/Ministry Group: $350 to provide nutritional information to youth and encourage better eating habits
  • Reagan Black Achievers: $260 to host a leadership event for 60 elementary school students
  • Reagan High School Young Black Male Achievers: $500 to provide a scholarship to a senior Young Black Male Achievers member
  • THETA Program and Scholarship Fund: $350 for a high school theatre awards gala created to raise scholarship funds for a theatre summer enrichment program
  • Top Teens of America: $100 for a community walk to raise awareness about St. Jude’s Children’s Hospital
  • Winston-Salem Youth Advisory Council: $500 to assemble care packages for military youth

YGA is a diverse group of youth ages 15-18 from all over Forsyth County who meet to gain leadership experience, represent the youth of the community, and grant money to youth-led community projects that will have a positive impact on the community.

A program of The Winston-Salem Foundation, YGA was formed in 2005 from the vision of Dr. Nathaniel Irvin and the financial support of Kate B. Reynolds Charitable Trust. Since its first round of grants was made in 2006, YGA has granted over $21,000 to youth-led community projects.

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Police Chief Barry Rountree Announces Retirement Plans

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Police Chief Barry Rountree Announces Retirement Plans

The following was provided for your information by the Winston-Salem Police Department and the City of Winston-Salem

Barry D. Rountree, Winston-Salem’s chief of police since 2013, announced that he will retire Sept. 1, having served the citizens of Winston-Salem for 29 and a half years.

“I have had a very rewarding career,” Rountree said. “I have been able to serve in nearly every sworn position in the department, and now it is time to turn the reins over to the next generation of leadership.”

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Rountree started his career as a police officer on Jan. 25, 1988. He was promoted to senior police officer (today’s rank of corporal) in 1992, sergeant in 1996, lieutenant in 2000, captain in 2004 and assistant police chief in 2007. Over these years he served in the Field Services Bureau, the Investigative Services Bureau, the Support Services Bureau, and the Professional Standards Division.

Rountree said he has been blessed to have served without any serious injuries. “Many have not been as fortunate as I and suffered serious injuries,” he said, “and during my career with the police department I have seen eight coworkers lose their lives while serving. They are a constant reminder to all police officers of the risks they take to ensure the public safety.”

Rountree is a North Carolina state-certified Basic Law Enforcement Training general instructor and holds an Advanced Law Enforcement Certificate from the North Carolina Criminal Justice Education and Standards Training Commission. Rountree has a bachelor’s degree in business administration from Winston-Salem State University and a master’s in public affairs from the University of North Carolina at Greensboro. Rountree also is a graduate of the Administrative Officers Management Program at North Carolina State University and the Municipal Administration program at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill.

Rountree said he is most proud of trying to make the Winston-Salem Police Department better for employees, and for improving service delivery to the citizens. “We have worked diligently to improve community relations and promote WSPD’s ‘brand,’ ” he said.

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City Manager Lee Garrity said that Rountree had done a remarkable job of leading the police department. “With a steady hand and a firm belief in serving all, Chief Rountree has enhanced public safety while avoiding the community-trust challenges that other communities have faced,” he said.

Garrity said he will begin the process to select the next chief by consulting with the mayor, members of the City Council, police employees and community leaders.

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